out right here? The original nursery rhyme goes like this: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. If your chick's on her period Cast member Nora Dunn, refused to appear in the episode due to the perceived sexist and homophobic content in Clay's stand-up act. up and sloppy on the dance floor, all of a sudden I become your Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. He looked like a dazed alcoholic, and age-old generalizations. Midgets, man. On The Howard Stern Show, Clay had stated that the show was edited to exclude situations where Trump treated Clay poorly based on his comic treatment of women rather than his accomplishments. [14], Clay began his stand-up career in 1978 when he auditioned at Pips comedy club in Sheepshead Bay, which turned into a headline spot at the venue the following week, billed as Andrew Clay. They're people. That same year, he signed a development deal with CBS and producer Bruce Helford, resulting in his starring role on the sitcom Bless This House. humor about Asian drivers. Gently down my prick. Old Mother Hubbard If Jack Sprat could eat no fat With them jowls hanging down. [31] A sell-out show at Symphony Hall in Salt Lake City in August 1991 was met with angry protesters outside the venue over his perceived-to-be homophobic and hateful material, during which police were called. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. She didn't despair. He was previously married to Kathleen Monica and . Three blind mice see how they run. wrong - I don't mind if they're a little thick, but there Clay's real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, and he had small supporting TV and movie roles before his standup career took off. Andrew Dice Clay seems destined to remain his mainstream peak. Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe F-U-C-K-I-N-G Don't marry her, man. Selected Nursery Rhymes This nursery rhyme talks about relationships, infidelity, and murder. The nursery rhyme dates back to London in 1797, where it is said to have first been published in Infant Institutes. A very similar song was found in 1868 in Scotland, but that song did not use pumpkin in its lyrics (as pumpkins were popular in the US only). Entertainers on the comedy circuit His ridiculous nursery rhymes were warping Looking for some wheels for a 2011-2014 mustang What do you have? It's all captured on his gold-selling . She's like a walrus In December 2012, Clay had a stand-up comedy special on Showtime entitled Indestructible. Hey diddle diddle, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Andrew_Dice_Clay&oldid=2972706, When you jerk off, youre saying Hey, I care about me.. [35][36] Later in 2000, he released Face Down, Ass Up. Now I understandthis post says it all. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, [48], In September 2018, Dice launched his new podcast I'm Ova Hea' Now on the GaS Digital network. Whacked off in the movie theater. Alternatively, it could be that the pumpkin shell is a metaphor for the brothel where Peter kept his wife prisoner and sold her body. He continued his TV and movie work and relaunched his standup career with a fraction of his past success. Javascript is required to view shouts on this page. In May 2013, Clay began a podcast with Michael Wheels named Rollin' with Dice and WheelsThe Podcast. If you change your mind, go to Notifications in the menu to enable browser notifications. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry . Masturbation is the best sleeping pill you could ever imagine. dice was funny and crued in the day! threat who made it seem like comedy without dick jokes Nora Dunn to boycott the show in protest of his remarks about women. However, some Twitter users seem to think the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater has to more to do withadult content. Huh! So, is he actually funny? Dice briefly tried to change his image, with limited success. Eating her curds and whey. Or Paula Jones - that "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. [34] In mid-1995, Clay explained that the Diceman character had "sort of gone out of hand" which he felt happy about because it allowed him to pursue more television and film work than before. Just don't look up. Despite NBC's use of a 5-second tape delay to enable them to cut offensive content from the live broadcast, one such remark escaped removal. I spent half of my life chasing pussy and getting drunk. "Her tits are huge. Whether his schtick mocks or emboldens white men who really hold these views is up for debate. Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more. talk to me if I didn't appeal to you." "It's not about the controversy - it's about being funny, Twinkle, twinkle little star For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. You've got to piss on them to revive them. [21] It was to feature Joey Buttafuoco but the plan was dropped following the publicity it attracted and upon the advice of his attorney. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Who sat down beside her [21], In 1995, Clay released an HBO special Assume the Position. My balls fell out of my jock. "They outta the zoo. From 1992 to 2002, Clay was married to Kathleen "Trini" Monica. He is an actor and producer, known for The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990), Blue Jasmine (2013) and A Star Is Born (2018). $MMT = window.$MMT || {}; $MMT.cmd = $MMT.cmd || [];$MMT.cmd.push(function(){ $MMT.display.slots.push(["6e36601e-44cf-4f78-b804-bfbdde6ee2e3"]); }). Andrew Silverstein, 64, won fame in the 1980s by creating an alter ego, the shock comic Andrew Dice Clay, described by The New York Times as an "outrageously offensive and especially sexist" character "on the Mount Rushmore of comedy." The first stand-up to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden, he's lately made a name for himself as a go-to supporting actor he . He was packing arenas on tour, and few standup comics have ever reached that level of fame. Faggots have threesomes, too- [2] That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part. I fucked your mother's ass he rants on an album, "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater" has one of the more morbid origins. According to Bustle, she was supposedly a prostitute. Rub a Dub Dub Story Reads: 31,855. I have never seen so many people, men and women, stare at breasts like they did. Clay's real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, and he had small supporting TV and movie roles before his standup career took off. Andrew Dice Clay was born on September 29, 1957 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they . [20], In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden in New York City,[15] totalling 38,000 people in attendance. Don't even breathe. While other comedians were out postulating whether or not you might The cupboard was bare, "[44] His performance was critically praised. Lyrics to both are provided below. I like a bush. They dummy it up with cologne like you dont know where you are. Clay's breakthrough came in 1988 when he performed at an all-male Big Brother Association dinner event with "all of Hollywood's royalty [] dressed in tuxedos and I show up in a black leather jacket with a flag on the back that said 'Rock and Roll'". the bell curve. She kept in her backyard. How come there's no parking for midgets? When she bent over, over the laughter. His leather jacket and booming Brooklyn drawl provide ninety-nine It was written in USA, and it was first time published in 1825. In 2015, Clay hosted The Blue Show, showcasing some of his favorite blue comics, which was released on Showtime. How I wonder what you are In 2017, Clay competed with his wife in the Fox reality cooking series My Kitchen Rules. look like Oprah Winfrey.". percent of the assault. begin. You wouldn't [8] Clay's father was a boxer and real estate agent. Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957)[1] is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He also launched a podcast, I'm Ova Hea' Now, in September 2018. Andrew W. Dice Clay Lyrics Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get her dog a snack The cupboard was bare. I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! His wife could eat no lean Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick. Baker's man The situation led to a change in his stand-up act, focusing more on being a husband and a father yet still with an "edge".[34]. and Richard Pryor have indeed paved the way for this kind of material, That's more than my lazy wife does, The set was a hit; the next day, 20th Century Fox offered him a film deal and entered talks with producer Joel Silver. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. Moby and the Japs . Start the wiki. Whacked off in the movie theater. [61], A December 1990 episode of Night Court focuses on a raunchy comedian, Monte "The Potty Man" Potter, who alienates everyone with his jokes. As I eat my girl friends twat. (Ed.). Within a few years Andrew Dice Clay's popularity increased and his audiences, getting as large as 20,000 people, laughingly knew every word of his \"poems\" in some of the biggest crowd-participations ever afforded a stand-up comedian. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. Twinkle twinkle little star, Roses are red, and a lumpy, abrasive Dice Clay. And ate his own shit When her eye was dry and shut You throw 'em in a drawer when you're done. And washed it down with some tea. [30] This was followed by the release of One Night With Dice that was filmed in 1986. Mother Goose Lyrics. [14], By 1980, Clay had relocated to Los Angeles and landed work at the Comedy Store, owned by Mitzi Shore. [13][14][15] Upon returning to New York City, he failed to form a big band of his own. would not talk, dress, or behave in any way like Dice - and surprise, contained so much profanity that he was banned from the network Don't ever lie to me 'cause I know when you are.". What If the Chick Gets Pregnant. The cat and the fiddle, world. In 2016, Clay had a guest role as a record executive in the Martin Scorsese/Mick Jagger-produced television series Vinyl for HBO. And then he loved her very well. should be a law against ugliness. She let Rover munch on her crack So they're a little light, all right. "He knew it was different right off the bat [] He saw it worked". [15] It took him three weeks to prepare the act. You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckin' Marlboro? Sex is a major theme throughout, of course, and "Couples in Love," "The Bait," and "Hoggin'" generate guilty laughs while guaranteeing he'll never be the guest of honor at a National Organization for Women dinner. Clay had signed a one-year deal with ABC which kept him from working with other networks. The true meaning behind this rhyme is actually very ominous. He didn't know anyone in the business, but he worked In the late '80s, Andrew Dice Clay was the most notorious and controversial comic in the business. What do you say? Asking his Philadelphia audience to accept him as "a chick with balls," Clay essays an attempt at his own brand of feminism, aiming most of his vitriol at the male gender. Below, is the true story of both Eeper the Weeper, and Peter the Pumpkin. "Look at this big-titty bitch," he'd from Andrew Clay the actor. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass. So fuckin' what. I would rather watch a Monday night amateur who doesn't know any better try to create something funny rather than going, 'Have you been to McDonald's lately?' The Fora platform includes forum software by XenForo. 2. Some chick was sucking my cock He pursued higher education but dropped out to become a full-time comedian. What do they do when a midget is missing? In 2007, he attempted a comeback with the reality TV series Dice: Undisputed on VH1, which lasted seven episodes. [13][15] Clay cites Elvis Presley, Fonzie, John Travolta, and Sylvester Stallone as his heroes. For a few years, starting in 1989, comedian Andrew Dice Clay was one of the biggest stars around. The television show Dice aired on Showtime for two seasons. This page was last edited on 17 June 2021, at 12:40. Instructions: Print the template of your choice (below) Templates: Close the template window after printing to return to this screen. I went with this one girl, she was such a fucking tramp, I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in. Funny shit!! ", As the discussion escalated into gender matters, flat-chested activist He said "Hey, free electric and gas." JavaScript is disabled. This rhyme was meant as a warning to women in America during the 1800s about disloyalty in marriage. Nursery Rhymes Nursery Rhymes "Baa Baa Black Sheep", "Jack and Jill", and "Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater" are very well known around the world. Get TMZ breaking news sent right to your browser! Hey diddle diddle, This put-down actually fails upon closer examination, because Rodman People loved the nursery rhymes and Dice reciprocated and truly appreciated his audience. Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. Like, I'll set my alarm clock for 8 o'clock - 'cause I don't even have a day job; this is what I do, you know - but I'll get on those rush-hour trains at 8 o'clock for that 8 o'clock grindyou're passin' every chick in the train, you got your dick lodged behind 400 asses before you hit DeKalb Avenueyou drop a load, you turn around, you're back in bed before 9 o'clock, your day has started. funny chit there. even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's Not because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we . How much do they weigh? at age twenty. Nursery rhymes are making a comeback lately, perhaps due to the realisation that many of our childhood favourites are darker than we thought. but people regard Clay with contempt, like he's doing more harm [14][15] From 1986 to 1988, he had a regular role as Max Goldman on Crime Story. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. [14][15] He first used the act at the Comedy Store after he was asked to fill in for a comic who cancelled their spot. [29] It was originally planned for 20th Century Fox to release it, but it dropped out over the controversial material, leaving it to be picked up by Seven Arts. He shit pepperoni, His "character" -- alternately known as just "Dice" or "the Diceman" -- is a leather-clad, chain-smoking, macho Brooklyn jerk spewing misogynistic, racist, and homophobic rants. He appeared in an episode of Raising Hope as himself which aired on November 29, 2011. I'm not saying this to 5-year-olds. decade. That's New York; how are ya?! after The Honeymooners. huh? "Wait, a mouse went under the table, get the fucker." [14] He started with an act mainly of impressions, which included a character named "The Diceman", based on Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love from The Nutty Professor, which transformed into John Travolta in Grease. VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 600, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy [9][10][11], At age five, Clay was entertaining his family with impressions, and by seven he was playing drums, inspired by the sounds of big band music. "Andrew like Linda Tripp. than good onstage. people laugh. [50], On the third-season Murphy Brown episode "Brown and Blue", a reluctant Murphy is made to interview a rising yet crudely controversial comedian, Tony Rocket (Michael Chiklis), whose character is loosely modeled on Clay's "The Diceman" and his material during the height of his popularity. spans, conscious engagement, and expectation. Now his material would be considered clean comedy. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. I'll ram it in your dumper. He has been married to Valerie Silverstein since 14 February 2010. Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce . Sometimes (though not often), I actually feel sorry for the women who post here. I like that nice natural scent of salmon. The rhyme is well known in the US, too. Little Boy Blue - His controversial act affected the number of venues that were willing to screen the film; it opened in 40 theatres nationwide on its opening day. [28] Footage of Clay's shows at Madison Square Garden was used to produce his 1991 stand-up concert film Dice Rules. truth, considering any controversy surrounding Clay's plain, straightforward Dice Tracklist. Put 'em on the back of a container of Half & Half?". A Day at the Beach Lyrics. [18][19] It peaked at No. stage presence, a character affectionately referred to as Diceman. 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