I don't think you understand the mechanics of heterosexual s*x. TV sure has come a long way, huh, Milhouse? We're gonna have to do something. Three, four, five, chance. Edna Krabappel: Please, children. This isn't over! Did your imaginary friend try to kill you again? Three, four, five, chance. [Homer, Lenny and Carl are rolling barrels of nuclear waste]. You did not. Uh... Maybe later. One time, I swung all the way around. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004) Season 15 Episode EABF07- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide. I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun. Milhouse: Check it out! Edna Krabappel: Milhouse? This isn't over! (SOBBING). Let's go switch the heads on the Cosby kids. (LAUGHING) Shut up! Milhouse: Hey, don't tell us how to feel! I think I'll go to bed now. And he's just jamming till Wynton shows up? Thank you. Mmm-hmm. Funny little guy. I am so wasted. Mmm-hmm. That's where me and Milhouse played. Why are you still doing this? (LAUGHING) They won't even let her park cars! Now to watch some TV. Tell me about it. You can confirm the accuracy of the hose. It's too late, Bart. Listen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do. Pick up a card. Man: (OVER INTERCOM) Now departing, No-Frills Airlines Flight 89. That's why we're bums. Damn Scots! Speaking of which... (HUMMING) it's gonna be tough to be peppy today. Oh... You poor soul. What why? Views: 407. Who killed Bo-Jangles? Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. (SCREAMS) (SCRATCHY GRUNTING) (SIGHS) (GROANING) (LAUGHING). Hmm. Edna Krabappel: Children, I'm sorry to say one of your lunches exploded. Bart: Lise, you are so dead. I think I'm just gonna hang out at home. Or should I say "Mrs. Crab Apple?" "Milhouse who? I'm moving. But not today. Hey, we shouldn't tell anyone we were here. Getchell was also the screenwriter for the 1981 Docudrama film "Mommie dearest" which is based on Christina Crawford's Nightmarish childhood with her adoptive mother and Actress Joan Crawford. Oh, my God. Just give them each a nickel and send them to Moe's. They ruined Scotland! Lisa: There's spiders in your hair. 13. But it's not my turn. BCDB Rating: "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" has not yet received enough votes to be rated. Devil dog! Ha! Oh, fine. Thank you. What is it Milhouse? We're all Bo-Jangles. Oh, my God. (sniffling), Marge: Hmm. Movin' on up. Check it out! I should've known from that panhandling sign, plus that ticket you got for panhandling. "Bart will defend you when other kids call you a nerd." Milhouse moves to Capital City, and therefore Lisa and Bart become best friends. ... Add a Script. Nelson: Hey, Bart. Ha-ha! Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you... (pauses then goes back to reading the newspaper). Pick up another. Bart: Shut up! I'm trying to do something nice, you dink. Trust me, that is a valuable card. Fine. Listen, you have any pointers for a newbie? Milhouse: Those Cap City kids don't think I'm cool anymore. Springfield baby in a diaper, poked his eye with a windshield wiper. And to remind you of what you've done, I'm gonna keep these earrings and wear them at social occasions. I want to get a second house, closer to work. What up, B? The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. Just forget everything you know about gravity. Thank you. D'fhéach 9.4 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. Milhouse Doesnt Live Here Anymore Add a photo to this gallery. U posjeti muzeju televizora Milhouse se ponaša jako nepristojno, ali uskoro se sazna da je to zbog selidbe u Capitol City. [after receiving the diamond earrings] Now we finally have something to put in the wall safe! [throws the car sponge at Lisa and they start laughing and begin splashing each other]. Just do it! Free drinks for everyone. Man: (OVER INTERCOM) Now departing, No-Frills Airlines Flight 89. Mr. Burns calls Homer, Lenny, and Carl "Snap, Crackle, and Pop". I need a fresh start. Mr. Bo-jangles We're all Bo-Jangles Who killed Bo-Jangles? (SCREAMS) You're panhandling! Oh, come on. Why don't you play outside? You got your wife the earrings, man. Sheesh. I'd like to hippity-hop on your balance beam. Also This. If you make it through the night, you're welcome back. Bart treba naučiti živjeti bez svoga najboljeg prijatelja. You smell worse than you did last time. Then he folded the bed back into the couch and disappeared into the night. Homer: I don't want to go home. My mom got too fat to work at Hooters! Danger, danger. But I know so much about it. (CHUCKLES) Boy, are you in trouble. Those Cap City kids don't think I'm cool anymore. Usually followed by a little coda to cut the treacle. Movin' on up. Man, you've been huffing from the Bart bag. I -4-7. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. To old man Burns, who's paying us to drink because we're embarrassing. Look, Kirk. Of course I don't believe it... (screams). As long as we live, it's you and me, baby. What? Texas... On our way to Paris... France. You want to go shoot Apu? Happy anniversary. I'm not done talking to me. It’s not very funny, but at this point in the series I appreciate the writers attempting a down-to-earth, character-driven story with no random plot twists or gimmicks. Well, it's nice you have your best friend back. (GASPS) Here it is. Maybe it was you Thank you. Regizat de Matthew Nastuk. (Homer screams) You're panhandling! (CONTINUES SINGING DRUNKENLY) Bart, there's something I gotta tell you. Milhouse: No. There ain't nothin' wrong with that. Springfield baby! You can't move that far. That's how I got where I am. Now I've got new friends. Then we're all cool. Distributie Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright. Meanwhile Mr. Burns has moved Homer, Lenny and Carl to an offsite location (Moe's) so that they don't ruin a visit by the plant's board of directors. (LISA READING) What? Now let me show you that mound. [The scene cuts to Bart sitting in the kitchen while Ralph has his eyes covered]. It's too late, Bart. And George Jefferson, wherever you are, we love you and want you to come home. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off. EPIZODA: 12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore . Milhouse: Then, let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore. Well, I ain't cooking 'em. I'll roll the dice for you. Free drinks for everyone. I think you would do well with crazy guy. Capitol City Kids: [taunting Bart] Springfield baby in a diaper, poked his eye with a windshield wiper. While Homer, Lenny, and Carl are riding on nuclear waste barrels, they are singing a parody of the Rawhide theme song. Marge: Why are your clothes so dirty? Homer: Well, these charity address labels that came in the mail. Really? Find all the best video clips for "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore - The Simpsons [S15E12]" at getyarn.io. (CHUCKLES) it's always a party with that guy. We can't jump this ditch. [The doorbell rings, Bart opens the door to see Nelson standing there]. Ah. Shut up! I gave my looks a new flava. 02/21/04 00:14 (SINGING) ♪ The Simpsons ♪ (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Just because I have Milhouse back doesn't mean I haven't learned a few things about being a brother. SADRŽAJ. What's on the menu? Hi, Bart. Like Englishmen and Scots! And more monopoly related antics. That's how I got where I am. Man: It's the Paul Lynde, Helen Reddy, Hudson Brothers Easter Special, with guest stars Willie Tyler and Lester, and Nadia Comaneci. Marge: Bart, honey, it's a nice day. Today I'm just hanging out at home. Oh, my God. There's your husband, aka Mooch-a-lini, Drooly McGee, Corporal Flashback, etcetera, etcetera. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Hey, Lise, you want to play Cap City Monopoly? We're having a simultaneous pass out! Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Marge: Well, then maybe you need to buy me a broach. We're gonna have to do something. 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (SINGING DRUNKENLY) Oh, you poor man. You'll be like an owl saying, "Milhouse who?". Bart: (grabs him by his arm) Just get in here! Seymour Skinner: Or maybe he'll corrupt her. Hey, you're a woman. Ha-ha! Home sweet home. Movin' on up. Bart: (sadly) Outside? What are you talking about? Ralph: ...18, 19, 20. Beans don't burn on the grill. Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life! This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore article. 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Bart: Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. But, Marge, it was all for you, to buy you all the nice things you deserve. December 2020. Toxic barrel rolling! Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 15 Februari 2004. That's not true, Bart. Well, then maybe you need to buy me a broach. Lisa: (CHUCKLING) Hey, we shouldn't tell anyone we were here. You don't know him. I said you're no good. Okay. Ah. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. I'm honored to drink to Apu and... Apulina. I brought you the Cap City version of Monopoly. I'm not done talking to me. "The Simpsons" Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore subtitles. (SIGHS) Bart, I gotta say something. What's wrong? A Twinkie? Homer: Hmm? And you're also supposed to pay child support! 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Great. Children, I'm sorry to say one of your lunches exploded. Welcome! Pranala luar Bagian ini memerlukan pengembangan. (blows his nose to make a snot bubble). We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Bart: Hey, that wasn't me. Granny, I'm going to shoot me some Vietcong. You know, number two and number four are an item now? Is that you? Views: 1053. Bart, I cracked the code of the pictograph. Mom and Dad value us equally and... Ah, you're right. That's great! Branford Marsalis' car broke down outside your house? Dolph: Oh, how could I have been so blind? I’m sorry if it’s a bit grim. Children, I'm sorry to say one of your lunches exploded. (SNIFFS) (SIGHS) Oh, no. It says there's a curse on the mound. Or like when I discovered the school Xerox code. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Script Resources: Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Script PDF - 2/4/74 FINAL at Script City ($) Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Transcript at scripts.com; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and … Now that is good crazy. I have visitation rights. Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. Usually followed by a little coda to cut the treacle. Bart: [to Milhouse] Wander away from the group? Milhouse, I thought your mom took you away forever. To the east side. We finally have something to put in the wall safe. (WHIMPERS) Psych! S15E12: Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. I can't afford a better lunchbox 'cause I'm poor. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore/Gallery. [The scene cuts to the Simpson's family home and inside the living room], Lisa: "The mound builders" "worshipped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals.". ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Milhouse_Doesn%27t_Live_Here_Anymore?oldid=168235. Summary: On a school field trip to the Museum of Television and TV Milhouse shows that he has developed a new attitude where he just doesn't care. Please! There's no way I can afford to give Marge a nice anniversary present. Oh, no! Hey, I thought you said my money was no good. Oh, come on. We never do anything. Remember, my dog up and died. Meanwhile Mr. Burns has moved Homer, Lenny and Carl to an offsite location (Moe's) so that … Marge: Oh, my God! Movin' on up (Chorus) Movin' on up. And you're also supposed to pay child support! I think I'm gonna use this card right now. Bart, this is a Native American burial mound. Lisa: [thinking to herself] Oh, my God! Well, couldn't you get a fresh start by re-marrying your old husband? Mr. Hobo: There's your husband, aka Mooch-a-lini, Drooly McGee, Corporal Flashback, etcetera, etcetera. Lisa: [to Milhouse] Milhouse, I thought your mom took you away forever. All rights reserved. And it's not easy. Geronimo! Just saying it makes my butt feel warm again. Yes. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Written by Paul West Alice believes that she is no longer needed, with Carol as a full time mother and wife to Mike and the boys. You got your wife the earrings, man. Because my mom got a job in Capitol City. Milhouse? And that makes it kind of scary. Then let's just say I don't care what people think of me anymore. (SIGHS) All right. Or Japanese and Scots! Nadia Comăneci: I don't think you understand the mechanics of heterosexual sex. Hello, I'm lsabel Sanford, the beloved Weezy from The Jeffersons. She decides to quit, that is, until the family goes out of ways to convince they still need her. Why are you still doing this? Mom says I'm supposed to help you. Not in front of my son. Man, you been huffin' from the Bart bag? Hmm. Guys who get me. My nose makes its own bubble gum. Yes, okay? They could make a fort. But let me go first. S15E12 Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Summary On a school field trip to the Museum of Television and TV Milhouse shows that he has developed a new attitude where he just doesn't care. My mom's already transferred her 401 K. Well, couldn't you get a fresh start by re-marrying your old husband? I think I'm going to use this card right now. Some other time maybe. Apu: I have given Manjula many gifts including a bouquet of flowers, diamond earrings, and we're going to see Paris Hilton in Paris. We met in a police lineup. Oh... You poor man. Ah. My mom got too fat to work at Hooters! Framegrabs from the Season 15 episode, Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore.Milhouse moves to Capitol City, where he gets a totally new image. I'll match it! Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers while drooling over French postcards. This is what sitcoms call a "schmaltzy ending," a sentimental capper to leave the audience feeling good. I didn't say stop. Marge: Kids, go ride bikes for a while, huh? This is my only chance to be cool! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. It's always a party with that guy. I'm trying to do something nice, you dink. Trust me, that is a valuable card. Wake up, people! A Stagetale by D.D. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa become best friends. To the east side. It's our anniversary. Nelson: Um... Well, actually... (BRAKES SQUEAL) (CHILDREN LAUGHING) (SOBBING) Someday... Edna Krabappel: Now, I know the rest of us are excited about visiting the Museum of Television today. Homer: [singing] Mr. Bo-jangles. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Did your imaginary friend try to kill you again? I'll be gentle. What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu? That Chevron Station has the most romantic bouquets. Chraol an dara heipeasóid déag, "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore", den cúigiú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 15 Feabhra 2004.Scríobh Julie Chambers agus David Chambers an eipeasóid seo. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. We can go inside. Don't be cruel. lsabel Sanford: Hello, I'm lsabel Sanford, the beloved Weezy from The Jeffersons. It's awesome! You don't have to tell me, I was number three. Have you been clubbing? My brother's my best friend! Oh... Do I have to? Listen, you have any pointers for a newbie? He lives in Russia. The flowers, the earrings, the Bob Seger boxed set, which really only needed to be one disk, but the box was nice! Now leave me alone! Oh, loveless loners are so lucky. But here’s an interesting fact. That Chevron Station has the most romantic bouquets. (PEOPLE SCREAMING) Milhouse, Bart's here. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. You don't know him. At this "museum," you won't see a Michelangelo, but you might see Michael Landon and Beverly D'Angelo. Pick up a card. Homer: Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 15, 2004. Edna Krabappel: Ha! Man: It's the Paul Lynde, Helen Reddy, Hudson Brothers Easter Special, with guest stars Willie Tyler and Lester, and Nadia Comaneci. The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. Of course I don't believe it... (SCREAMS). That's why we're bums. Now we're up in the big leagues. Lisa: Bart, I cracked the code of the pictograph. Shake. They ruined Scotland! Gettin' our turn at bat. No one calls me a nerd. My nose makes its own bubble gum. We're having a simultaneous pass out! (runs out of the kitchen). That's what you call commitment to a bit. Getchell wrote the 1974 film Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore and created the sitcom based on that film, Alice. Bart: Well, if it's not easy, don't do it. Edit. Bertha Doesn’t Live Here Any More. Maybe she'll be a good influence on him. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I'd like to know what you've been doing after work. Janey: I can't believe they're hanging out. Oh! "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" adalah episode kedua belas dari musim kelima belas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. Lisa: (telephone ringing) Hi, Janey. 1 Summary 2 Synopsis 2.1 Main/Major Plot 2.2 Sub/Minor/Reccuring Plot 2.3 Closing 3 Citations When Milhouse moves away from Springfield, his father and Bart realize just how much he meant to him. (GASPS) Homie, they're beautiful. Capitol City? I'll roll the dice for you. This place should be our special secret. I'm riding some guy named lronside! Milhouse, this isn't you. Let's go switch the heads on the Cosby kids. Why don't you play outside? Okay, go ahead. Or like when I discovered the school Xerox code. You think you can dance. Have you been clubbing? Here. The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. Oh! (KIRK SIGHS). Oh, Bart, I'm sure it's hard to lose your best friend. Just saying it makes my butt feel warm again. You think you can dance. Well, if it's not easy, don't do it. ... Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. Those Cap City kids don't think I'm cool anymore. We never do anything. [opens up the safe, and pulls out a Twinkie] Huh? Oh, my God! Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore ” Mike says: September 6, 2012 at 2:47 am. Bart: TV sure has come a long way, huh, Milhouse? Pity custody! Lenny: [singing] They're so hot and glowing! Devil dog! Bart: Hey, Moldilocks. The Driver: You know, madness is a strange thing. (GASPS) Arrowheads! Outside? Walter's been cool. Who has the Little Bunny FooFoo lunchbox? Bart without his friend bonds with Lisa and the find a cave full of caveman stuff. Nelson might be poor but I'm sure he has the seven dollars for today's field trip. Ooh! I'm bored. What happened to my little class coward? The episode's title references Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Who? Mmm-mmm. Sheesh. Well, we're movin on up. I feel a swoon coming on. Wedgie! Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last; brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Now what do you want to show me? Homer: That's great! Smithers: Sir, there's a big cardboard box out back that could keep them amused. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Find all about Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore on Scripts.com! Or Scots and other Scots! Yep. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Oh, Bart, that's really sweet. (SQUEAKING) I'll dance for my money! (ITCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW THEME PLAYING) Oh! We're like Howard Carter discovering the Temple of Tutankhamen. Mr. Bo-jangles. Movin' on up. You think that rat is a remote. Well, we're movin' on up. Yeah? Bart, this is a Native American burial mound. Now let me show you that mound. Bart, there's something I gotta tell you. And to remind you of what you've done, I'm gonna keep these earrings and wear them at social occasions. "The Simpsons" Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. That was... Milhouse? And he's just jamming till Wynton shows up? Oh, boy. Branford Marsalis' car broke down outside your house? Five bucks? Well, I know a guy who did. Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for The Simpsons : Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004) - Matthew Nastuk on AllMovie - Bart bonds with Lisa after Milhouse and his mom… But you can't take Milhouse. Pick up another. Bart: Milhouse, why are you acting so crazy? Who? (LAUGHING) Look. Fine. Maybe she'll be a good influence on him. (GASPS) Pictographs! Learn to edit; get help. Milhouse: What do you care, Mrs. Krabappel? Simpson's Quote from Episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Lisa: "The mound builders" "worshiped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals." Diamonds. The Place Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Fish don't fry in the kitchen. The Time Winter, 1978. Sir, there's a big cardboard box out back that could keep them amused. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Now please, let me give you a wedgie in front of these guys. Put new text under old text. (ALL LAUGHING) It's not my fault. Sign your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Now please, let me give you a wedgie in front of these guys. I'm riding some guy named lronside! No one wants to be alone. Hey, Bart. Article by ZHAITIAN. Homer: [to a bum] Hey, I know you. Marge: Listen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do. Suck it in!” Milhouse Van Houten "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" is the twelfth episode of Season 15. Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. Paul Lynde: I'd like to hippity-hop on your balance beam. Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. Delaney. Milhouse: What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu?! Ooh! Three, four, five, chance. … You know, Marge and I have an anniversary coming up. Bum: Oh yeah, yeah. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all? Kirk, we are going. That was... Milhouse? Homer: [thinking to himself while looking in the mirror] Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the baldest of them all? People don’t really know what it is. Well, these charity address labels that came in the mail. (uncovers his eyes) I found you, Bart! Mr. Burns: Smithers, the board of directors is coming here today. I'll fight you with every lunch half-hour I get! Just plain diamonds! Milhouse who?". Meanwhile Mr. Burns has moved Homer, Lenny and Carl to an offsite location (Moe's) so that they don't ruin a visit by the plant's board of directors. Or Welshmen and Scots! There's no way I can afford to give Marge a nice anniversary present. Nobody ever brings those up! Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. Pick up a card. I think I'm just gonna hang out at home. Hey, he's my best friend. Thank you. Nothing. (shows him the checkers on the table), Ralph: (dissatisfied) I don't like you, Boy-Mommy! Kirk Van Houten: I got a court order bringing him back. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? My mom's already transferred her 401 K. No! Granny, I'm gonna shoot me some Vietcong. S15E12: Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. I want to get a second house, closer to work. Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Everyone knows you're the future of this family. And why do you smell like liquor? Grampa: [appears at the door with wet pants] Shut up, it's a serious problem! We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. F.D. Suck it in! Guide to the Simpsons episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore". Remember, my dog up and died. My sister's my best friend! Lisa: Fine. Milhouse doesn’t live hear anymore Milhouse moves to capital city. Contents Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore On a school field trip to the Museum of Television and TV Milhouse shows that he has developed a new attitude where he just doesn't care. Homer: You don't have to tell me, I was number 3. Please? I think you would do well with crazy guy. And you're a three-headed devil dog! You're somebody's father? [splashes Lisa and she sprays Bart in the face and he picks up the car sponge] I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family. I never thought I'd have to take a plane to see Milhouse. I never thought I'd have to take a plane to see Milhouse. And why do you smell like liquor? Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. Manjula: What did you plan to get your wife, Homer? I can't afford a better lunchbox 'cause I'm poor. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) And George Jefferson, wherever you are, we love you and want you to come home. Homer: Yeah, you heard your mother. (sees Lisa carrying the cleaning supplies over to the car) You'll be like an owl saying, "Milhouse who?" This is not a forum for general discussion of the article's subject. You know, I think your sister could use a little help washing the car. Marge: Homer! Directed by Matthew Nastuk. You told him our secret? Your penmanship is clear, yet sad. Milhouse: I'm bored. I should've known from that panhandling sign, plus that ticket you got for panhandling. Baltic Avenue is now Wayne Street. I don't want them to see Snap, Crackle, and Pop down there. Geronimo! Bart: Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. Hey, Moldilocks. Lancelot Link: Ow, my banana! The guide contains staff/voice credits, funny Simpsons quotes, references and other notes. Marge: [thinking to herself] Diamonds! Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. I don't want them to see Snap, Crackle, and Pop down there. "worshipped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals.". Well, there are six schools of begging. Seymour Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Right this way. What's your mother making? (LAUGHS) Look! Homer! Nobody ever brings those up! I still can't believe he gave me diamonds! AKA: Les Simpson, The Simpsons, Сiмпсони, Al shamshoon, Familja Simpson Oh, my God. Homer: [singing] Rolling, rolling, rolling! I'm here to take your pants. But you can't take Milhouse. Oh, no! Moe: Just get out this door, rummy, and you're the city's problem. Hey, that wasn't me. The flowers, the earrings, the Bob Seger boxed set, which really only needed to be one disk, but the box was nice! You're my best friend! You smell worse than you did last time. 2.25 5 2. I have visitation rights. Thank you. Since he's been back, Milhouse has had three bloody noses and stepped in dog doo. (LAUGHING) Milhouse, you went Cap City on him. Who has the Little Bunny FooFoo lunchbox? Pick up another one. Wake up, people! [Bart opens the door to see Ralph standing there], Ralph: Hi, Bart. You can't move that far. Smithers, the board of directors is coming here today. Or should I say "Mrs. Crab Apple?" You know, Marge and I have an anniversary coming up. Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? I still can't believe he gave me diamonds. After a bout … Homer: Close but no cigar. Add Your Vote Now! To the east side. "Bart will give back the Malibu Stacy head you thought was lost." Well, I'm sure he'll be happy you came. Homer: I don't want to go home. Bart: (gets up from the couch and starts walking to the door) There's one right now. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. Pick up a card. Willie: You just made an enemy for life! I'll fight you with every lunch half-hour I get! Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Homer: To old man Burns, who's paying us to drink because we're embarrassing. At this "museum," you won't see a Michelangelo, but you might see Michael Landon and Beverly D'Angelo. Just because I have Milhouse back doesn't mean I haven't learned a few things about being a brother. Marge: Homer, I don't need fancy things. Hey, I thought you said my money was no good. Oh... You poor man. Damn Scots! watch 01:20. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Fourth grade are on the school bus on a school trip. If you make it through the night, you're welcome back. I brought you the Cap City version of Monopoly. Pick up a card. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí Bart: Ralph, we're playing checkers. Milhouse: Then, let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore. New to Wikipedia? Then he folded the bed back into … I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun. (WHIMPERS) Just forget everything you know about gravity. Oh, you poor man. Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? Mom says I'm supposed to help you. I knew you'd blow it. And even if I did, this is the wrong way to get them. Nelson: Um... That would be me. He lives in Russia. That's where me and Milhouse played. Homie, I'd like to know what you've been doing after work. (VOCALIZING) Repo man. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby. Well, I'm glad to be back. You know number 2 and number 4 are an item now. Home sweet home. A Member Of The STANDS4 Network. You should hang with us sometime, Lise. Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Apu: Attention, American bar devils. Everyone knows you're the future of this family. 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